Twos (2s) unlimited!

2 people - Wifey n me!
2 days - Saturday/Sunday
2 movies - DB, ZNMD
2 bollywood movies - DB, ZNMD
2 good bollywood movies - DB, ZNMD
2 am - still awake
2 minute noodles - maggi

Music Direction Unlimited

The other day I was listening to some hindi music and came across this melodious number - Bahut khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hun
Hats off to Aadesh Srivastava for demonstrating calibre in music direction. The entire song has exactly four (4) lines, and he has managed to stretch the song for more than six and a half minutes.

BRAVO!

Help Unlimited

Having got used to Microsoft Office 2007 products (especially Excel), it becomes really difficult to remember things like conditional formatting, removing duplicates and other such stuff on the older versions.

Finally had to retort to the "?" (Help). It is good. Search works effectively and gives you the solution, however just before it showed up the instructions, I blurted to my colleague - "It should have a 'Do It' option".

What a hearty laugh we had. Think of it; wouldn't it be Help Unlimited! :)

Mobile Unlimited

I am waiting for a mobile phone that will have the following:

- Full Touch
- Full QWERTY
- GSM+CDMA dual sim
- Oh yes! It should be a NOKIA

©2010 Nokia


These are the essentials. The basic features are assumed to be present, obviously.

Vodka Unlimited

The first one had Romanov,

There was an option of Eristoff,

The third should have been Absolut,

Finally on the rocks came Smirnoff.

Highs n lows unlimited!

Things were slow.

They picked up pace.

They started running.

Dere came a silence.

The storm brew.

It finally struck.

Utter devastation.

Rehab begins...

Insecurity Unlimited

Some say "How do I care?",

Some say "Life goes on",

Some say "How can one person help?",

Then they say the system is flawed.

Some don't follow what they preach,

Some realise, but don't perform,

Some show authority and power when questioned,

Then they say the system is flawed.

Some just ignore, some take advantage,

Some mock at the security measures,

Some laugh at others encouragement,

Then they say the system is flawed.

They themselves are the system,

And they say, the system is flawed.