Help Unlimited

Having got used to Microsoft Office 2007 products (especially Excel), it becomes really difficult to remember things like conditional formatting, removing duplicates and other such stuff on the older versions.

Finally had to retort to the "?" (Help). It is good. Search works effectively and gives you the solution, however just before it showed up the instructions, I blurted to my colleague - "It should have a 'Do It' option".

What a hearty laugh we had. Think of it; wouldn't it be Help Unlimited! :)

Mobile Unlimited

I am waiting for a mobile phone that will have the following:

- Full Touch
- Full QWERTY
- GSM+CDMA dual sim
- Oh yes! It should be a NOKIA

©2010 Nokia


These are the essentials. The basic features are assumed to be present, obviously.

Vodka Unlimited

The first one had Romanov,

There was an option of Eristoff,

The third should have been Absolut,

Finally on the rocks came Smirnoff.

Highs n lows unlimited!

Things were slow.

They picked up pace.

They started running.

Dere came a silence.

The storm brew.

It finally struck.

Utter devastation.

Rehab begins...

Insecurity Unlimited

Some say "How do I care?",

Some say "Life goes on",

Some say "How can one person help?",

Then they say the system is flawed.

Some don't follow what they preach,

Some realise, but don't perform,

Some show authority and power when questioned,

Then they say the system is flawed.

Some just ignore, some take advantage,

Some mock at the security measures,

Some laugh at others encouragement,

Then they say the system is flawed.

They themselves are the system,

And they say, the system is flawed.

Technology Unlimited!

On the left, a continuous fence; to the right, a road divider with beautiful flowers, and three lanes beyond; in front, widespread gray concrete for miles: and all this is gettin' crossed at a whopping 140 km/hr.

But, who's interested in the scenery, when there are other things to do: Chat on GTalk, Check GMail, Scrap on Orkut and browse Wiki!

Just where has technology taken us. A cellular phone, a notebook and a wire connecting both, and in the middle of nowhere, travelling at unearthly speeds, you have access to the information superhighway.

Now that is unlimited!

Pets unlimited!

It has been said that pets are like children who never grow up.
Certainly, owning and caring for pets has been shown to be invaluable in teaching responsibility, patience and kindness.
Here's my interpretation of the thoughts of a few pets. :)

Dog: Brother in arms.

Squirrel: This is good! I get to be cuddled even though I am not stuffed.

Frog: If a kiss won't transform me, then they don't make fairy tales like they used to.

Snake: People usually get hisssterical when they see me.

Turtle: It's going to take a while...

Hedgehog: As long as you don't plan to use me as your hairbrush!

Mouse: I haven't practiced my landing too well, so please don't let go.

Cat: Hey, I think the two of us look just purrrfect together.

Sheep: And miles to go before I sleep.

Parrot: I don't think you want a peck on the cheek from me!